BitchCraft: Book Purse

Here's the thing, if you are a Stupidly Stupid (see types of bitches), you literally know nothing. You do not read. All your care goes to your fashion and how you look. Really.

So, what would people think if you are strolling the streets with a book in hand?

All eyes would be at you and people will be seriously amazed. Especially people who love books. Well guess what because the moment you open it, your personal things pop up. Your make-up, your wallet, your phone, and your accessories.

This item will make booklovers, bookphiles, booknerds, or whatever name they call themselves, drastically cry blood.

Learn how to make one here:

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BitchCraft: Dreamcatcher

According to Sigmund Freud, a psychoanalyst, dreams contain our repressed thoughts. Behind these dreams are our deepest and darkest secrets, fears, and desires. Even though these thoughts are shown in slips and bits, they can still be considered disturbing to one's sleep and distracting to one's conscious state.

In a bitch's life, conscience and guilt are both vital. Things you have done or will be doing will be suppressed in your unconscious and sometimes, it slips in your sleep and causes dreams. Your conscience will nag you to feel guilty about your actions.You would not want to feel sorry for what you have done or what you will be doing since it basically ruins the point of being a bitch.

So, every bitch needs a protection to filter and block these unwanted dreams.
And guess what, there is a solution to this problem.

Dreamcatchers
A dreamcatcher is a sacred Native American object made of a ring of red willow, or other similarly common and pliable bark, held together by a web of sinew or fiber, connecting to the ring in seven or eight places. It is theorized that they originated among the Ojibwe tribe of Native Americans, but as disparate groups of Native American tribes came together in the 1960s and 1970s (known as the Pan-Indian Movement), the tradition spread.

Learn how to make one here:


Never be bothered by your dreams again.

I am giving away three of these dreamcatchers. Each dreamcatcher has a different style and pattern. Comment down below the reason why you deserve to have one of these and I will choose the best comment.

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Bitchentials: Bitch Playlists

Every superhero has an ost played whenever he/she has a fight scene and eventually saves the day. So, there are no excuses for a bitch to not have one.

Model Bitch prepared playlists for you:

Break-up
This one is for you to listen with your heart broken. Listen to this when you need to move on and cheer up.

1.   Shout Out To My Ex – Little Mix

2.   FU – Little Mix

3.   Blank Space – Taylor Swift

4.   Hello – Adele

5.   Wrecking Ball – Miley Cyrus

6.   Really Don’t Care – Demi Lovato

7.   Since U Been Gone – Kelly Clarkson

8.   Because of You – Kelly Clarkson

9.   Million Reasons – Lady Gaga

10.        History – One Direction

11.        Still Into You – Paramore

12.        That’s What You Get – Paramore

13.        What Do You Mean? – Justin Bieber

14.        Bad Blood – Taylor Swift

15.        The One That Got Away – Katy Perry

Inlove
This one is for you to listen with your heart in love. Listen to this when you feel the tingles of those butterflies in your stomach.

1.   Touch – Little Mix

2.   Black Magic – Little Magic

3.   True Love – P!nk

4.   Telephone – Lady Gaga

5.   Bad Romance – Lady Gaga

6.   Youth – Troye Sivan

7.   Made in the USA – Demi Lovato

8.   I Don’t Wanna Live Forever – ZAYN and Taylor Swift

9.   Love Me Like You Do – Ellie Goulding

10.        Some Type of Love – Charlie Puth

11.        Red - Taylor Swift

12.        Mine - Taylor Swift

13.        The Story of Us - Taylor Swift

14.        You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift

15.        Boom Clap – Charli XCX

Anthem
This one is for empowerment. Listen to this to feel the thumping in your veins.

1.   Salute – Little Mix

2.   Applause – Lady Gaga

3.   Good Girls – 5 Seconds of Summer

4.   Cheap Thrills – Sia

5.   Dangerous Woman – Ariana Grande

6.   Side to Side – Ariana Grande

7.   Focus – Ariana Grande

8.   Problem – Ariana Grande

9.   Bang Bang – Ariana Grande, Jessie J, and Nicki Minaj

10.        Super Bass – Nicki Minaj

11.        I Knew You Were Trouble – Taylor Swift

12.        Mean - Taylor Swift

13.        Better Than Revenge - Taylor Swift

14.        Teenage Dream – Katy Perry

15.        Last Friday Night – Katy Perry

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Bitchentials: Forming a Pack

Bitches especially Queen Beetches come in packs. It has been researched and proven that girls who come in groups tend to look more attractive than when they show up alone. In a wolf pack, Omegas or lone wolves, are often prone to danger than betas with packs for them to be protected of. So, do not be an Omega and form your pack Beta and to be the Alpha.

How do you Form a Pack?

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1. Choose a number.

The desired number of pack members should be first determined before anything else. Choose an odd number. Why? So that when you walk in a line, you'll be in the center. Genius, right? I recommend the number three. Luck comes in three.

2. Choose the bitches.

It is recommended that you choose from the stereotype pool of bitches with no duplication to avoid conflict in personality. 

3. Pick a name.

Try thinking of a catchy one. A name that no one will forget and when heard, gives the necessary chills. Go classy  and choose something with wit not those trashy group names out there.

4. Pick an Activity

Choose an activity that you bitches like in common. Like shopping or gossiping or simply, flirting. This will serve as your tag-action or your identity as a group.

5. Slay

Do what bitches do! Create dramas, pick on other people, gossip. 

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Always remember that in a pack, the performance of the leader matters the most.

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Bitch-ess: TV Series

From TV Series,

1.     Chanel Oberlin, Scream Queens

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Chanel is the President of Kappa Kappa Tau and rules the University together with her minions.

Famous line: "I’ll have a trenta, no foam, five-shot, half caf, no foam, pumpkin spice latte, with no foam at 200 degrees.”

Traits: rich, stupid, mean

Type: Queen Beetch, Stupidly Stupid

Bitch?

Absolutely. The name says it all.

Rich hot famous bitches lack one thing and that is intelligence.

2.     Hannah Baker, 13 Reasons Why

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Hannah committed suicide and left 13 tapes to her classmates and friends to hear her reasons.

Famous line: "No one know for certain how much impact they have on the lives of other people.”

Traits: emotional, weak, stupid

Type: Dark Gothy, Pitypity Please

Bitch?

Of course. Why would you kill yourself and bring the people you leave behind a reason to kill themselves as well.

If you have problems, share it. It won’t hurt to tell.

3.     Spencer Hastings, Pretty Little Liars

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Spencer is intelligent and excels on her academic and extra-curricular activities.

Famous line: "You either love someone or you don't.”

Traits: supreme, impulsive, smart

Type: Smartsassy, Lowkey Loki

Bitch?

Yes! With her skills in cracking to as much as anything, she excels everything even murders.

It okay to use your excellence in something you are good at.

4.     Hanna Marin, Pretty Little Liars

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Hanna loves fashion and boys.

Famous line: "I can’t go around without a phone. It’s like walking around with no brain."

Traits: stupid, impulsive, loyal

Type: Stupidly Stupid

Bitch?

Yes, in some ways. She used to only care about clothes and shoes.

Dress well so you would not be underestimated.

5.     Aria Montgomery, Pretty Little Liars

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Aria goes on a relationship with her English teacher that she met a bar.

Famous line: “Am I just destroying everything that I touch?”

Traits: Weird, stupid, blinded by love

Type: Dark Gothy

Bitch?

Yes, her decisions and actions depend on her boyfriend.

Love blinds you but be sure it is not that much.

6.     Allison DiLaurentis, Pretty Little Liars

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Allison basically seeked the attention of her friends and the whole town.

Famous line: "Who’s gonna protect you when I’m gone? If you do this, you’ll all be next.”

Traits: Secretive, self-centered, emotional

Type: Pitypity Please, Dark Gothy

Bitch?

Yes and she is annoying. She keeps on fabricating lie after lie.

Only lie once in a while because time will come, you won’t be able to identify the truth in everything that you say.

7.     Cersei Lannister, Game of Thrones

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Cersei is the ruling Queen of Westeros after her son, Tommen died *oops*.

Famous line: "When you play the game of thrones you win or you die. There is no middle ground."

Traits: cold-hearted, cunning, smart

Type: Queen Beetch, Smartsassy

Bitch?

Of course. Her plan of exploding the sept was everthing.*oops*

Do something you are least expected to do and be good at it.

8.     Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones

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Daenerys is Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons. Well, the name says it all.

Famous line: "It seems to me that a queen who trusts no one is as foolish as a queen who trusts everyone."

Traits: cunning, powerful, loyal

Type: Queen Beetch, Long Tail

Bitch?

Absolutely. The path in acquiring those titles was long. The process involved a lot death and all.

Remove those who obscure your path to greatness.

9.     Sansa Stark, Game of Thrones

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Sansa was once a dreamy girl who only wished to be with Joffrey now, she is a woman who seeks vengeance for herself and her family.

Famous line: “The worst ones always live.”

Traits: blinded by love, loyal, stupid

Type: Queen Beetch, Long Tail

Bitch?

Absolutely! The way she carries herself now, she is surely ready for revenge.

Use the unpleasant experiences you’ve had before to shape you now.

10. Arya Stark, Game of Thrones

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Arya is a swordsgirl and with her Needle, she continues to slay those in her path.

Famous line: “Anyone can be killed.”

Traits: smart, patient, deliberate

Type: Smartsassy, Long Tail

Bitch?

Of course! Carrying her sword and slitting throats for revenge counts as one.

Remember your friends and your enemies better.

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Bitch-ess: Movies

From Movies,

1.     Regina George, Mean Girls, 2004

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Regina is the head of the ‘plastics’ and self-appointed queen bee of her high school.

Famous line: "On Wednesdays we wear pink."
Traits: fake, mean, evil
Type: Queen Beetch, Stupidly Stupid

Bitch?

Sure. Look at the way she treated people in her school. 

She has that attitude and stupidity that you may come to both hate and love.

2.     Beca, Pitch Perfect, 2011

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Beca is a freshman in college with a dream of becoming a DJ and instead she became a Barden Bella.
Famous line: "That oath was serious?”

Traits: hard-headed, impulsive, leader

Type: Queen Beetch, Lowkey Loki

Bitch?

Of course. She doesn’t care about everybody at first then ends up loving them.

You can’t like something you don’t know something about. Try it before you judge.

3.     Aubrey, Pitch Perfect, 2011

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Aubrey is the leader of the Barden Bellas and she has a bad reputation from puking in last year’s Acapella Finals.
Famous line: "Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat!”

Traits: hot-headed, supreme, stupid

Type: Queen Beetch, Dark Gothy

Bitch?

Yes! With her leadership rights, she is seriously one.

Being a leader doesn’t not give you the authority to treat your colleagues like trash.

4.     Amy Dunn, Gone Girl, 2014

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Amy is an author and is unhappy with her husband so she decides to be not found.
Famous line: "  I'm so much happier now that I'm dead."

Traits: stupid, delusional, selfish

Type: Dark Gothy, Pitypity Please

Bitch?

Do you even need a confirmation? Of course she is. This girl is mad.

The only cure we have is the one we feed our minds.

5.     Summer, 500 Days of Summer

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Summer is an eerie girl as she takes on a relationship with Tom.
Famous line: "There’s no such thing as love, it’s fantasy.”

Traits: Weird, self-centered, moody

Type: Dark Gothy

Bitch?

Yes, I practically don’t get the girl. She practically changes her mood every time.

Love maybe a delusional but, it is actually a good one.

6.     Olive Penderghast, Easy A, 2010

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Olive is a normal student in her high school until one day, she decided to tell her best friend a lie.
Famous line: "Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.”

Traits: Stupid, helpful, compassionate
Type: Long Tail, Lowkey Loki

Bitch?

Yes. Pretty much, the whole issue started from her.

If you cannot live with what you are about to do then, do not do it.

7.     Marianne Bryant, Easy A, 2010

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Marianne is known as the pious, chastity-preaching, gossip-spreading devil.
Famous line: "Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals, but it's just so hard because they keep doing it.”

Traits: hypocrite, judgmental, impulsive
Type: Stupidly Stupid, Pitypity Please

Bitch?

Seriously? This girl acts like a saint when she surely is not.

It is better to shut up than to put the Lord’s name in vain.

8.     Nadine, The Edge of Seventeen, 2016

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Nadine is problematic and struggling in her high school life and she blames the people around her for it.
Famous line: "There are two types of people in this world. The kind that naturally excel at life, and the people that wish those people would get blown up in an explosion.”

Traits: pathetic, stupid, self-centered
Type: Pitypity Please, Dark Gothy

Bitch?

Well, yeah. She simply rages and blames her family, friends, and classmates for having a bad life.

Your life does not revolve on how people treat you, it revolves on your decisions.

9.     Elsa, Frozen, 2013

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Elsa possesses the power of frozen touch which prevents her from coming out from herself.
Famous line: “A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I’m the queen.”

Traits: high pride, selfish, coward
Type: Stupidly Stupid, Pitypity Please

Bitch?

Absolutely! She locks herself in her room and as if that is going to help her control her power.

Every person wields a power, it is up to us on how we are going to use it.

10. Cruella Devil, 101 Dalamtians, 1996

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Cruella buys Dalmatians for her coats.
Famous line: “Congratulations! You’ve just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Moron Olympics!”

Traits: evil, stupid, rich

Type: Stupidly Stupid, Dark Gothy

Bitch?

Of course! Who buys puppies to remove their fur for coats? Seriously?

It would not do you good to harm others for your own good.

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