Bitchentials: Bitch Playlists

Every superhero has an ost played whenever he/she has a fight scene and eventually saves the day. So, there are no excuses for a bitch to not have one.

Model Bitch prepared playlists for you:

Break-up
This one is for you to listen with your heart broken. Listen to this when you need to move on and cheer up.

1.   Shout Out To My Ex – Little Mix

2.   FU – Little Mix

3.   Blank Space – Taylor Swift

4.   Hello – Adele

5.   Wrecking Ball – Miley Cyrus

6.   Really Don’t Care – Demi Lovato

7.   Since U Been Gone – Kelly Clarkson

8.   Because of You – Kelly Clarkson

9.   Million Reasons – Lady Gaga

10.        History – One Direction

11.        Still Into You – Paramore

12.        That’s What You Get – Paramore

13.        What Do You Mean? – Justin Bieber

14.        Bad Blood – Taylor Swift

15.        The One That Got Away – Katy Perry

Inlove
This one is for you to listen with your heart in love. Listen to this when you feel the tingles of those butterflies in your stomach.

1.   Touch – Little Mix

2.   Black Magic – Little Magic

3.   True Love – P!nk

4.   Telephone – Lady Gaga

5.   Bad Romance – Lady Gaga

6.   Youth – Troye Sivan

7.   Made in the USA – Demi Lovato

8.   I Don’t Wanna Live Forever – ZAYN and Taylor Swift

9.   Love Me Like You Do – Ellie Goulding

10.        Some Type of Love – Charlie Puth

11.        Red - Taylor Swift

12.        Mine - Taylor Swift

13.        The Story of Us - Taylor Swift

14.        You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift

15.        Boom Clap – Charli XCX

Anthem
This one is for empowerment. Listen to this to feel the thumping in your veins.

1.   Salute – Little Mix

2.   Applause – Lady Gaga

3.   Good Girls – 5 Seconds of Summer

4.   Cheap Thrills – Sia

5.   Dangerous Woman – Ariana Grande

6.   Side to Side – Ariana Grande

7.   Focus – Ariana Grande

8.   Problem – Ariana Grande

9.   Bang Bang – Ariana Grande, Jessie J, and Nicki Minaj

10.        Super Bass – Nicki Minaj

11.        I Knew You Were Trouble – Taylor Swift

12.        Mean - Taylor Swift

13.        Better Than Revenge - Taylor Swift

14.        Teenage Dream – Katy Perry

15.        Last Friday Night – Katy Perry

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Bitchentials: Forming a Pack

Bitches especially Queen Beetches come in packs. It has been researched and proven that girls who come in groups tend to look more attractive than when they show up alone. In a wolf pack, Omegas or lone wolves, are often prone to danger than betas with packs for them to be protected of. So, do not be an Omega and form your pack Beta and to be the Alpha.

How do you Form a Pack?

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1. Choose a number.

The desired number of pack members should be first determined before anything else. Choose an odd number. Why? So that when you walk in a line, you'll be in the center. Genius, right? I recommend the number three. Luck comes in three.

2. Choose the bitches.

It is recommended that you choose from the stereotype pool of bitches with no duplication to avoid conflict in personality. 

3. Pick a name.

Try thinking of a catchy one. A name that no one will forget and when heard, gives the necessary chills. Go classy  and choose something with wit not those trashy group names out there.

4. Pick an Activity

Choose an activity that you bitches like in common. Like shopping or gossiping or simply, flirting. This will serve as your tag-action or your identity as a group.

5. Slay

Do what bitches do! Create dramas, pick on other people, gossip. 

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Always remember that in a pack, the performance of the leader matters the most.

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Bitchentials: Anatomy and Dress Code of Bitches

It is important for a bitch to carry herself with grace and confidence. Each body part has something to contribute in your overall look.

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Hair

Hair is the crowning glory of every human and it the epitome of bitches. Bitches are known for their messy or "bedhead" hair. The discovery of this hairstyle dates back after "woohoo". It is wavy with curls facing different directions.

Face

RBF or resting bitch face is a syndrome known for bitches to suffer. It is a type of face in which a person presents a blank staring face. This blank face suggests anger, unhappiness, and meanness to the people seeing it. For the person, it may be her happy, contented face, or just emotionless face.

Eyes

The eyes are the windows of the soul and they tell the truth, always. In becoming a bitch, one's eyes must be blank, dead, or emotionless to have that stone cold effect. Glaring is also suggested if you've mastered this effect.

Lips

Bitches preferred red lips so, it is overrated. Try a different shade of red or even pink or orange.

Neck

You should never wear a choker with a pendant. This signifies that you are really a bitch but, someone ones you.

Chest

It does not matter what size you got in here but sometimes, it does matter. Do not show much of these, it can ruin your class.

Hands

Wear a bracelet. A bracelet, that only means one. You can also wear a watch, it looks classy and smart. 

Wearing a ring in your diffferent fingers have meanings:

Thumb and pinkie: For fashion

Index: Searching for a mate

Ring : Engaged or Married

Middle: Bitch

Legs

You can flaunt it as long as it's below your mid-thigh. 

Toes

Keep them neat.

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Bitchentials: Assess yourself. Really.

Knowing yourself enables you to know where you stand. 

Evaluating yourself is like solving a Math problem. It may look complex or confusing but with the right formula and steps, everything can be accomplished.

Starting out is easy when you do know how to begin with.

So,

1.   You should first list the given: your strengths and weaknesses.

       Strengths

In everything that you do, you should do your best. Bring out your strong asset and even those hidden traits that may seem comical but could be useful. Jut down things you are good at, at least believe to. Remember those compliments you got as a kid or much better as of today. These things will boost your morale and lift your ego to have the right confidence of a bitch.

       Weaknesses

As much as your strengths, listing your weaknesses is also important. Writing and remembering these things down will help you in building your wall of defense. People will always judge you for who you are and you should be always be ready to hear the insults. Deal with your issues. Accept yourself and use it for your advantage.

2.    Find your formula or style.

Every person is unique. Each one of has a different way of dealing with ourselves. It is important to know how you should know this. Some people use humor as a defense mechanism. Some use pity. Know yours.

3.    Use and manipulate the variables.

Weigh and balance your variables and fit them to your style. Learn when to use your strengths at the right time and the right place. Your strengths is like magic, it is great to use but it gets depleted. Use it well. Twist your weaknesses and make them your strengths. Do not show how afraid or terrified you are in a situation to people.

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Wrap it up. Craft your newly formed self and welcome the new you.

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