Bitch-revs: Kita Kita

Kita Kita (2017) Romance, Comedy, Drama Filipino, English, Japanese Movie Rating: 4/5 stars This movie is not your typical Filipino rom-com (trust me, I have seen a lot).  Isa. The movie title is not a song title nor a trendy phrase. Less cheesy. Dalawa. The leads are not your...

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Bitchlists: Shock-worthy Facts About Game of Thrones (no spoilers)

1. According to TorrentFreak, GoT was the most pirated show of 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016. (and maybe until the show ends) via GIPHY 2. When Queen Elizabeth II visited the set of Game of Thrones, she refused to sit on the Iron Throne. There is a law that permits her from sitting on a foreign throne. (even though it is a fictional one). via GIPHY 3. In 2012, there were over 160 babies named "Khaleesi"...

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Bitchepedia: How to Get Away with Your Lie

It does not matter if you lie everyday or occasionally because lying is lying and frequency sometimes does not guarantee how good you are in deception. Fabricating a lie can either land you a good or bad reputation and it depends on how your victim responds to it. Okay, whatever. So, how to make people believe the lies you tell them? How do you not get caught? Lying basically is divided into...

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Bitchepedia: Types of Liars. Liar? Yes.

liar.sinungaling.menteur.bugiardo.klamár. 说谎者. うそつき. झूठा거짓말 쟁이. झूठा. คนโกหก /ˈlī(ə)r/ via GIPHY There is no other definition for this word but a person who tell lies. But, there are actually five types of liars. Sociopath A sociopath is typically defined as someone who lies incessantly to get their way and does so with little concern for others.These individuals...

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Bitch-revs: Always and Forever, Lara Jean - Jenny Han

Always and Forever, Lara Jean by Jenny Han Young Adult, Romance, Chick Lit English Book Rating: 3/5 stars Bitch Rating: 2/5 paws To be honest, P.S I Still Love You seemed enough but it did not gave me the closure that I was hoping for and this book did. Always and Forever Lara Jean was mainly focused...

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Petition for A Bitch's Life (literally)

I care for dogs especially, bitches...

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BitchCraft: Book Purse

Here's the thing, if you are a Stupidly Stupid (see types of bitches), you literally know nothing. You do not read. All your care goes to your fashion and how you look. Really. So, what would people think if you are strolling the streets with a book in hand? All eyes would be at you and people will be seriously amazed. Especially people who love books. Well guess what because the moment you open...

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BitchCraft: Dreamcatcher

According to Sigmund Freud, a psychoanalyst, dreams contain our repressed thoughts. Behind these dreams are our deepest and darkest secrets, fears, and desires. Even though these thoughts are shown in slips and bits, they can still be considered disturbing to one's sleep and distracting to one's conscious state. In a bitch's life, conscience and guilt are both vital. Things you have done or will...

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Bitchentials: Bitch Playlists

Every superhero has an ost played whenever he/she has a fight scene and eventually saves the day. So, there are no excuses for a bitch to not have one. Model Bitch prepared playlists for you: Break-up This one is for you to listen with your heart broken. Listen to this when you need to move on and cheer up. 1.   Shout Out To My Ex – Little Mix 2.   FU – Little Mix 3.  ...

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Bitchentials: Forming a Pack

Bitches especially Queen Beetches come in packs. It has been researched and proven that girls who come in groups tend to look more attractive than when they show up alone. In a wolf pack, Omegas or lone wolves, are often prone to danger than betas with packs for them to be protected of. So, do not be an Omega and form your pack Beta and to be the Alpha. How do you Form a Pack? via...

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Bitch-ess: TV Series

From TV Series, 1.     Chanel Oberlin, Scream Queens via GIPHY Chanel is the President of Kappa Kappa Tau and rules the University together with her minions. Famous line: "I’ll have a trenta, no foam, five-shot, half caf, no foam, pumpkin spice latte, with no foam at 200 degrees.” Traits: rich, stupid, mean Type: Queen Beetch, Stupidly Stupid Bitch? Absolutely....

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